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My grandfather was just yelling at the TV playing baseball, so I was like “dude you’re yelling at the players as if they’re gonna hear you.” And then my grandfather looks at me DEAD IN THE EYE and goes…
“You’re in love with an asian band member that doesn’t know you exist”
HE KNOWS THATS MY WEAK SPOT GOD DAMMIT YOU SASSY GRANDPA
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Friend 1: I hate it when people say they don’t like Carter. Like I love Carter. How can you even call yourself a fan if you don’t like them all?
Friend 2: Yeah, no kidding! It’s so annoying.
( About Five Minutes Later )
Friend 1: Who’s your least favourite though?
Friend 2: Um, Jack…